Mortdecai

Portly art dealer and seasoned epicurean Charlie Mortdecai comes into possesion of a stolen Goya, the disappearance of which is causing a diplomatic ruction between Spain and its allies. Not that that matters to Charlie ... until compromising pictures of some British diplomats also come into his possession and start to muddy the waters.
All he's trying to do is make a dishonest living, but various governments, secret organizations and an unbelievably nubile young German don't see it that way..