{"id":3168,"date":"2015-12-17T12:09:00","date_gmt":"2015-12-17T11:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/nezarazene\/vsem-kteri-si-mysli-ze-je-vsechno-na-h-nic\/"},"modified":"2023-01-06T14:11:54","modified_gmt":"2023-01-06T13:11:54","slug":"vsem-kteri-si-mysli-ze-je-vsechno-na-h-nic-1229","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/recenze\/vsem-kteri-si-mysli-ze-je-vsechno-na-h-nic-1229\/","title":{"rendered":"V\u0161em, kte\u0159\u00ed si mysl\u00ed, \u017ee je v\u0161echno na h***** nic"},"content":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

Abyste pochopili n\u00e1zev knihy, Los\u00ed hovno<\/a> (v origin\u00e1le \u00c4lgskit<\/i>) je nejen v\u00fdkal nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edho zv\u00ed\u0159ete mezi jelenovit\u00fdmi, kter\u00e9 se vyzna\u010duje masivn\u00ed stavbou t\u011bla a lopatovit\u00fdm paro\u017e\u00edm, ale \u0161v\u00e9d\u0161tina pou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1 tento v\u00fdraz i jako zvol\u00e1n\u00ed p\u0159i nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed souh\u0159e o\u0161liv\u00fdch a nep\u0159\u00edjemn\u00fdch mrzutost\u00ed (nez\u0159\u00eddkakdy se ob\u00e9 dostavuje ruku v ruce).\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

Torsten je mu\u017e ve st\u0159edn\u00edch letech, kter\u00fd po sv\u00e9 pratet\u011b zd\u011bd\u00ed statek uprost\u0159ed \u0160v\u00e9dska. Vzhledem k tomu, \u017ee zrovna hled\u00e1 v \u017eivot\u011b nov\u00fd za\u010d\u00e1tek, rozhodne se na statek p\u0159est\u011bhovat a spravovat sv\u00e9 d\u011bdictv\u00ed. Na ne \u00fapln\u011b hladk\u00e9 cest\u011b za nov\u00fdm \u017eivotem potk\u00e1 stopa\u0159e Rainera, kter\u00fd velice (ne)p\u0159irozen\u00fdm zp\u016fsobem obr\u00e1t\u00ed dal\u0161\u00ed d\u011bn\u00ed doslova vzh\u016fru nohama.<\/p>\n

Jak se Torsten brzy dozv\u00ed, sv\u016fj statek zd\u011bdil i se spr\u00e1vcem, norsk\u00fdm voj\u00e1kem 2. sv\u011btov\u00e9 v\u00e1lky Bj\u00f6rkem, jeho\u017e sv\u00e9r\u00e1zn\u00fd p\u0159\u00edstup k lidem Torstenovi hned ze za\u010d\u00e1tku zhat\u00ed pl\u00e1ny na poklidn\u00fd \u017eivot na venkov\u011b. A co teprve m\u00edstn\u00ed obyvatel\u00e9, kte\u0159\u00ed v\u00edce ne\u017e cokoli jin\u00e9ho tou\u017e\u00ed jeho usedlost koupit, proto\u017ee ba\u017e\u00ed po v\u00e1le\u010dn\u00e9m pokladu, kter\u00fd tam Bj\u00f6rk \u00fadajn\u011b schov\u00e1v\u00e1?\u00a0<\/p>\n

Zkr\u00e1tka, Torsten do \u0160v\u00e9dska odj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bl s p\u0159edstavou, \u017ee v poklidu venkova nap\u00ed\u0161e rom\u00e1n pro mu\u017ee o krizi st\u0159edn\u00edho v\u011bku. To je\u0161t\u011b netu\u0161il, \u017ee se mu p\u0159\u00edmo p\u0159ed o\u010dima odehraje p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh pln\u00fd zvrat\u016f, kter\u00fd by s\u00e1m nikdy nevymyslel. \u00a0<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

Jak\u00e1 je hranice mezi z\u00e1bavnou absurditou a absurditou, kter\u00e9 u\u017e prost\u011b nev\u011b\u0159\u00edte? Odpov\u011b\u010f zn\u00ed: individu\u00e1ln\u00ed. Zn\u00e1te ten st\u0159edov\u011bk\u00fd n\u00e1stroj, kter\u00e9mu se \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 sk\u0159ipec? P\u0159esn\u011b tak jsem si p\u0159i \u010dten\u00ed knihy p\u0159ipadala. Jakoby autor zkou\u0161el, co v\u0161echno \u010dten\u00e1\u0159 je\u0161t\u011b vydr\u017e\u00ed. Nakl\u00e1d\u00e1 mu jednu absurditu za druhou, utahuje a utahuje a po\u0159\u00e1d nem\u00e1 dost. Do ur\u010dit\u00e9 m\u00edry v\u00e1s tahle hra bav\u00ed. Do ur\u010dit\u00e9 m\u00edry si \u0159\u00edk\u00e1te: \u201cSupr, kone\u010dn\u011b n\u011bco, co m\u011b um\u00ed p\u0159ekvapit.\u201d Pak ale, jakoby lusknut\u00edm prstu, se n\u011bco zlom\u00ed, a cel\u00e1 hra p\u0159estane b\u00fdt z\u00e1bavn\u00e1 i p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e1. TEN moment nastane v z\u00e1vislosti na m\u00ed\u0159e tolerance ka\u017ed\u00e9ho z v\u00e1s. N\u011bkdo je odoln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, jin\u00fd citliv\u011bj\u0161\u00ed.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

P\u0159izn\u00e1v\u00e1m dobrovoln\u011b a bez dal\u0161\u00edho mu\u010den\u00ed (dnes u\u017e ho bylo dost), \u017ee na m\u011b to ke konci bylo opravdu moc. P\u0159esn\u011b dvacet jedna stran mi zb\u00fdvalo ke 100% hodnocen\u00ed. Bavila m\u011b z\u00e1pletka, bavil m\u011b jazyk, d\u00e1valo to smysl, ale konec mi dojem z knihy trochu znep\u0159\u00edjemnil.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

Berte Los\u00ed hovno<\/a> jako takov\u00fd test. Snadno tak vyzkou\u0161\u00edte, co v\u0161echno vydr\u017e\u00edte. A pokud chcete, dejte mi v koment\u00e1\u0159\u00edch v\u011bd\u011bt, jak daleko jste se dostali vy.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

Dr\u017e\u00edm palce!\u00a0<\/p>\n

Hodnocen\u00ed: 80 %<\/h2>\n

Autorka: Jana Sklen\u00e1\u0159ov\u00e1<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Pamatujte! Jakkoli se situace zd\u00e1 zl\u00e1 a bezv\u00fdchodn\u00e1, v\u017edy m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt je\u0161t\u011b h\u016f\u0159. T\u0159eba kdy\u017e v\u00e1s partnerka podv\u00e1d\u00ed a se sv\u00fdm milencem a va\u0161\u00edm autem zmiz\u00ed do zahrani\u010d\u00ed, vy se rozhodnete za\u010d\u00edt nov\u00fd \u017eivot na farm\u011b v jedn\u00e9 ze \u0161v\u00e9dsk\u00fdch, sv\u011btem zapomenut\u00fdch vesni\u010dek, kde v\u00e1s v\u0161ichni nen\u00e1vid\u00ed, po\u010das\u00ed v\u00e1m nep\u0159eje, nov\u00e9 auto nefunguje, ztrat\u00edte zavazadlo s pen\u011bzi a pasem a ke v\u0161emu sp\u00edte v plesniv\u00e9 chatr\u010di, proto\u017ee v\u00e1s na statek necht\u011bj\u00ed pustit. M\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt h\u016f\u0159? Jist\u011b. Kdo by \u010dekal, \u017ee se na sc\u00e9n\u011b objev\u00ed pojizdn\u00fd, nabit\u00fd a pln\u011b funk\u010dn\u00ed tank z 2. sv\u011btov\u00e9 v\u00e1lky?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_EventAllDay":false,"_EventTimezone":"","_EventStartDate":"","_EventEndDate":"","_EventStartDateUTC":"","_EventEndDateUTC":"","_EventShowMap":false,"_EventShowMapLink":false,"_EventURL":"","_EventCost":"","_EventCostDescription":"","_EventCurrencySymbol":"","_EventCurrencyCode":"","_EventCurrencyPosition":"","_EventDateTimeSeparator":"","_EventTimeRangeSeparator":"","_EventOrganizerID":[],"_EventVenueID":[],"_OrganizerEmail":"","_OrganizerPhone":"","_OrganizerWebsite":"","_VenueAddress":"","_VenueCity":"","_VenueCountry":"","_VenueProvince":"","_VenueState":"","_VenueZip":"","_VenuePhone":"","_VenueURL":"","_VenueStateProvince":"","_VenueLat":"","_VenueLng":"","_VenueShowMap":false,"_VenueShowMapLink":false,"twitterCardType":"","cardImageID":0,"cardImage":"","cardTitle":"","cardDesc":"","cardImageAlt":"","cardPlayer":"","cardPlayerWidth":0,"cardPlayerHeight":0,"cardPlayerStream":"","cardPlayerCodec":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-recenze"],"acf":{"related_products":null},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3168","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3168"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3168\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}