Jenny Lawsonov\u00e1 je jedna z nejsledovan\u011bj\u0161\u00edch americk\u00fdch blogerek a b\u011bhem prvn\u00edch p\u00e1r kapitol knihy v\u00e1m okam\u017eit\u011b docvakne pro\u010d. V ni\u010dem se dlouho nevrt\u00e1. Ke sv\u00fdm \u010dten\u00e1\u0159\u016fm je zcela up\u0159\u00edmn\u00e1, a to i tehdy, kdy\u017e p\u0159izn\u00e1v\u00e1, \u017ee n\u011bkter\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy jsou dokreslen\u00e9 a tak trochu vyhnan\u00e9 do extr\u00e9mu. Na druhou stranu si mysl\u00edm (a velice r\u00e1da bych se m\u00fdlila), \u017ee ty nejbizarn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed pas\u00e1\u017ee knihy jsou pravdiv\u00e9 a zalo\u017een\u00e9 na re\u00e1ln\u00fdch vzpom\u00ednk\u00e1ch. <\/p>\n
U\u017e p\u0159i prvn\u00edm prolistov\u00e1n\u00ed knihy si \u0159\u00edk\u00e1te, \u017ee pr\u00e1v\u011b dr\u017e\u00edte v rukou opravdov\u00fd \u201eunik\u00e1t\u201d, a to ve v\u0161ech ohledech. Zkuste si nejprve p\u0159e\u010d\u00edst n\u00e1zvy jednotliv\u00fdch kapitol. U\u017e to v\u00e1s dostane do kolen. Jen pro demonstraci: RODI\u010c\u016eM ANI MUK (za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1me zlehka), STANLEY ALIAS KOUZELN\u00dd MLUV\u00cdC\u00cd VEVER\u010c\u00c1K (pamatujete na mou po\u010d\u00e1te\u010dn\u00ed ot\u00e1zku s loutkov\u00fdm divadlem?), JESTLI VID\u00cd\u0160 MOJE J\u00c1TRA, TAK U\u017d JSI MOC DALEKO (bez koment\u00e1\u0159e), M\u016eJ KOKS TO NEBYL (u t\u00e9to kapitoly si tak trochu p\u0159ejete, aby byl sp\u00ed\u0161 v\u00e1\u0161), ZAP\u00cdCHNUT\u00c1 KU\u0158ETEM a dal\u0161\u00ed. St\u00e1le jsem nevy\u010derpala ty nejpodivn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed kapitoly, ale nechci v\u00e1s d\u011bsit hned na za\u010d\u00e1tku. Ka\u017ed\u00e1 z nich je perli\u010dkou, kterou nechcete minout. <\/p>\n
\u201cKdy<\/i>\u017e mi bylo asi sedm, za<\/i>\u010dalo mi doch<\/i>\u00e1zet, <\/i>\u017ee se mnou nen<\/i>\u00ed n<\/i>\u011bco v po<\/i>\u0159\u00e1dku, proto<\/i>\u017ee v<\/i>\u011bt<\/i>\u0161ina d<\/i>\u011bt<\/i>\u00ed nedost<\/i>\u00e1vala z<\/i>\u00e1chvat nebo neza<\/i>\u010dala zvracet, kdy<\/i>\u017e m<\/i>\u011bly vyj<\/i>\u00edt z domu.<\/i>\u201d<\/i><\/p>\n
Jenny sv\u00e9 \u010dten\u00e1\u0159e zasv\u011bcuje do vzpom\u00ednek na kru\u0161n\u00e9 d\u011btstv\u00ed s otcem, kter\u00fd si liboval ve vycp\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed zv\u00ed\u0159at, na pubertu, b\u011bhem kter\u00e9 propadla EMO a GOTHIC stylu, na \u017e\u00e1dost o ruku, kter\u00e1 nejd\u0159\u00edve vypadala jako pokus o vra\u017edu, a na sv\u00e9 mal\u00e9 vzpoury man\u017eelsk\u00e9ho \u017eivota. <\/p>\n
\u201cMil<\/i>\u00fd Victore, to se ti povedlo. Tvoj<\/i>\u00ed vinou n<\/i>\u00e1m do<\/i>\u0161la lep<\/i>\u00edtka. Tenhle vzkaz ti p<\/i>\u00ed\u0161u na ru<\/i>\u010dn<\/i>\u00edk, kter<\/i>\u00fd jsi nechal le<\/i>\u017eet dneska r<\/i>\u00e1no na podlaze v koupeln<\/i>\u011b, proto<\/i>\u017ee u<\/i>\u017e nem<\/i>\u00e1m <\/i>\u017e\u00e1dn<\/i>\u00e9 z<\/i>\u00e1brany.<\/i>\u201d<\/i><\/p>\n
Zaj\u00edmalo by m\u011b, jestli ka\u017ed\u00fd, kdo bude memo\u00e1ry \u010d\u00edst, projde stejn\u00fdmi st\u00e1dii, kter\u00e9 jsem si za\u017eila j\u00e1. Ze za\u010d\u00e1tku si toti\u017e \u0159\u00edk\u00e1te: Jak je mo\u017en\u00e9, \u017ee si ta holka dok\u00e1zala p\u0159i tom v\u0161em zachovat zdrav\u00fd rozum? Asi tak p\u0159i druh\u00e9 kapitole o st\u0159edn\u00ed \u0161kole se tyto pocity m\u011bn\u00ed na: Je mo\u017en\u00e9, abych si J\u00c1 dok\u00e1zala a\u017e do konce knihy zachovat zdrav\u00fd rozum? Na\u010de\u017e za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1te mapovat, kde se ve va\u0161em okol\u00ed nach\u00e1z\u00ed nejbli\u017e\u0161\u00ed l\u00e1hev s n\u011b\u010d\u00edm malinko ost\u0159ej\u0161\u00edm, proto\u017ee v\u00e1m to hlava u\u017e prost\u011b nebere a vy pot\u0159ebujete povzbudit. A pak se to v\u0161echno zlom\u00ed. Nev\u00edm p\u0159esn\u011b, kdy se to stalo, ale najednou jsem se p\u0159istihla, \u017ee si p\u0159eji, abych se mohla s Jenny potkat osobn\u011b. Takov\u00e9ho \u010dlov\u011bka prost\u011b chcete poznat. <\/p>\n
Proto\u017ee jestli je alespo\u0148 t\u0159etina z toho v\u0161eho pravda, je pr\u00e1v\u011b ona dokonal\u00fdm d\u016fkazem toho, \u017ee kdy\u017e v\u00e1s \u017eivot kope do zadku, kopnete si taky. Surov\u011b, syrov\u011b, nekorektn\u011b, s gr\u00e1ci\u00ed a humorem. <\/p>\n
Knize d\u00e1v\u00e1m 90 % (t\u011bch 10 % mi toti\u017e Jenny dlu\u017e\u00ed za 1,5 l \u010derven\u00e9ho v\u00edna Modr\u00fd portugal). D\u00edky za to, bylo to podivn\u011b skv\u011bl\u00e9.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Autorka: Jana Sklen\u00e1\u0159ov\u00e1<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
D\u0159\u00edve, ne\u017e za\u010dnete \u010d\u00edst d\u00e1l, polo\u017ete si tyto ot\u00e1zky: Dok\u00e1\u017eu se povzn\u00e9st nad ob\u010dasn\u00e9 podivnosti a nep\u0159\u00edstojnosti? Zvl\u00e1dnu \u010d\u00edst detaily o loutkov\u00e9m divadle s mrtv\u00fdmi zv\u00ed\u0159aty, ani\u017e by se mi zvedal \u017ealudek? A kdy\u017e se mi n\u00e1hodou bude p\u0159eci jen zvedat, vydr\u017e\u00edm \u010d\u00edst d\u00e1l? Dovedu potom \u017e\u00edt s my\u0161lenkou, \u017ee jsem p\u0159es v\u0161echny pitomosti, kter\u00e9 u\u017e m\u00e1m za sebou, je\u0161t\u011b o\u010dividn\u011b a\u017e bolestn\u011b norm\u00e1ln\u00ed? ANO na v\u0161echno? V\u00edt\u00e1m v\u00e1s v bizarn\u00edm sv\u011bt\u011b Jenny Lawsonov\u00e9.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_EventAllDay":false,"_EventTimezone":"","_EventStartDate":"","_EventEndDate":"","_EventStartDateUTC":"","_EventEndDateUTC":"","_EventShowMap":false,"_EventShowMapLink":false,"_EventURL":"","_EventCost":"","_EventCostDescription":"","_EventCurrencySymbol":"","_EventCurrencyCode":"","_EventCurrencyPosition":"","_EventDateTimeSeparator":"","_EventTimeRangeSeparator":"","_EventOrganizerID":[],"_EventVenueID":[],"_OrganizerEmail":"","_OrganizerPhone":"","_OrganizerWebsite":"","_VenueAddress":"","_VenueCity":"","_VenueCountry":"","_VenueProvince":"","_VenueState":"","_VenueZip":"","_VenuePhone":"","_VenueURL":"","_VenueStateProvince":"","_VenueLat":"","_VenueLng":"","_VenueShowMap":false,"_VenueShowMapLink":false,"twitterCardType":"","cardImageID":0,"cardImage":"","cardTitle":"","cardDesc":"","cardImageAlt":"","cardPlayer":"","cardPlayerWidth":0,"cardPlayerHeight":0,"cardPlayerStream":"","cardPlayerCodec":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2729","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-recenze"],"acf":{"related_products":null},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2729","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2729"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2729\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2729"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2729"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2729"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}