A kruci\u2026 U\u017e se bl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed! To ne! Jsem v\u00a0pasti! Nen\u00ed \u00faniku! R\u00e1no m\u011b zase na\u0161lo.<\/p>\n
Norm\u00e1ln\u00ed lidi nepos\u00edlaj\u00ed p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed se Santa Klausem v\u00a0mont\u00e9rk\u00e1ch.<\/p>\n
Zima je takov\u00e9 klidn\u00e9 obdob\u00ed\u2026 s\u00a0v\u00fdjimkou ob\u010dasn\u00e9ho sk\u0159\u00edpnut\u00ed k\u016f\u017ee do zipu.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
J\u00e1 v\u00edm, \u017ee mi Jon zak\u00e1zal sva\u010dinky. Ale m\u011bl jsem slabou chvilku. (N\u011bkdo utrhl dve\u0159e od ledni\u010dky!) Slabou, ale mocnou chvilku.<\/p>\n
\u017divot je v\u011b\u010dn\u00fd boj mezi spr\u00e1vn\u00fdm a \u0161patn\u00fdm\u2026 mezi dobrem a zlem\u2026 mezi dortem a dietou.<\/p>\n
Abych si mohl nabrat med, mus\u00edm se zbavit t\u011bch v\u010del. U\u017e m\u00e1m pl\u00e1n! Dobr\u00e1, Odie, ud\u011blej zvuk jako kopretina.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
Pro\u010d m\u00e1\u0161 zav\u0159en\u00e9 o\u010di? Byl jsem uprost\u0159ed mrknut\u00ed\u2026 a ztratil jsem z\u00e1jem.<\/p>\n
Jone, v\u00a0koupeln\u011b je velk\u00fd chlupat\u00fd pavouk! Opravdu hrozn\u011b chlupat\u00fd. Pou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1 tv\u016fj h\u0159eben.<\/p>\n
Raz\u00edm sh\u00e1n\u011bt dobytek. (To je m\u016fj \u0159\u00edzek!) \u0147\u00e1k na n\u011bm nevid\u00edm tv\u016fj cejch, mladej.<\/p>\n
Ohl\u00ed\u017e\u00edm se na sv\u016fj \u017eivot s\u00a0l\u00edtost\u00ed. T\u011bch promrhan\u00fdch rok\u016f! V\u0161echen ten \u010das, co jsem byl vzh\u016fru.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
Slibuju, \u017ee p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed rok zhubnu a dostanu se do formy! Ne, ne, bu\u010f realistick\u00fd, Garfielde. To je trochu velk\u00e9 sousto. Mo\u017en\u00e1 bych si m\u011bl stanovit dosa\u017eiteln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed c\u00edl. Slibuju, \u017ee nav\u00e1\u017eu kontakt s\u00a0obyvateli jin\u00e9 planety.<\/p>\n
M\u016fj d\u011bda byl tak l\u00edn\u00fd, \u017ee ani nevst\u00e1val na j\u00eddlo. Z\u016fstal le\u017eet na zemi a hodil zubn\u00ed prot\u00e9zu na ledni\u010dku.<\/p>\n
S\u00a0Pookym se v\u00a0noci c\u00edt\u00edm bezpe\u010dn\u011bji. Proto\u017ee je takov\u00fd m\u011bkk\u00fd\u2026 a m\u00e1 \u010dern\u00fd p\u00e1sek v\u00a0karate.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
Ach, kdo si hl\u00edd\u00e1 v\u00e1hu, toho nic neosv\u011b\u017e\u00ed l\u00e9pe ne\u017e list \u010derstv\u00e9 kapusty. Mockr\u00e1t ti d\u011bkuji za lahodn\u00fd, dietn\u00ed ob\u011bd, Jone. Te\u010f jdu chc\u00edpnout do kouta.<\/p>\n
\u017divot je jako poker. Kdy\u017e nevyhraje\u0161\u2026 prohraje\u0161.<\/p>\n
M\u00e1m r\u00e1d vyv\u00e1\u017een\u00e1 j\u00eddla. Od ka\u017ed\u00e9 ze \u010dty\u0159 z\u00e1kladn\u00edch skupin potravin n\u011bco\u2026 maso, zelenina, ml\u00e9ko a ke\u010dup.<\/p>\n
M\u00e1m hlad, ale jsem tak unaven\u00fd, \u017ee ani nem\u00e1m hlad, ale m\u00e1m takovou depresi, \u017ee ani nejsem unaven\u00fd. Jo. Je pond\u011bl\u00ed!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
19. \u010dervna 1978 se sv\u011btu p\u0159edstavil l\u00edn\u00fd kocour Garfield. Od t\u00e9 doby st\u00e1le miluje j\u00eddlo, nakop\u00e1v\u00e1 Odieho, napad\u00e1 po\u0161\u0165\u00e1ky, trp\u00ed depresemi, r\u00e1d zp\u00edv\u00e1 na plot\u011b, nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00ed Nermala a boj\u00ed se veterin\u00e1\u0159\u016f. Poj\u010fme si ho dnes p\u0159ipomenout.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_EventAllDay":false,"_EventTimezone":"","_EventStartDate":"","_EventEndDate":"","_EventStartDateUTC":"","_EventEndDateUTC":"","_EventShowMap":false,"_EventShowMapLink":false,"_EventURL":"","_EventCost":"","_EventCostDescription":"","_EventCurrencySymbol":"","_EventCurrencyCode":"","_EventCurrencyPosition":"","_EventDateTimeSeparator":"","_EventTimeRangeSeparator":"","_EventOrganizerID":[],"_EventVenueID":[],"_OrganizerEmail":"","_OrganizerPhone":"","_OrganizerWebsite":"","_VenueAddress":"","_VenueCity":"","_VenueCountry":"","_VenueProvince":"","_VenueState":"","_VenueZip":"","_VenuePhone":"","_VenueURL":"","_VenueStateProvince":"","_VenueLat":"","_VenueLng":"","_VenueShowMap":false,"_VenueShowMapLink":false,"twitterCardType":"","cardImageID":0,"cardImage":"","cardTitle":"","cardDesc":"","cardImageAlt":"","cardPlayer":"","cardPlayerWidth":0,"cardPlayerHeight":0,"cardPlayerStream":"","cardPlayerCodec":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"acf":{"related_products":null},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2531","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2531"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2531\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}