{"id":2522,"date":"2014-06-26T12:16:00","date_gmt":"2014-06-26T10:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/nezarazene\/uprdena-audiokniha\/"},"modified":"2023-01-06T16:15:28","modified_gmt":"2023-01-06T15:15:28","slug":"uprdena-audiokniha-560","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/recenze\/uprdena-audiokniha-560\/","title":{"rendered":"Neo\u0161 doporu\u010duje: Uprd\u011bn\u00e1 audiokniha"},"content":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n<p>Kdy\u017e se n\u011bkde objev\u00ed n\u011bco o prd\u011bn\u00ed, je jasn\u00e9, \u017ee z toho bude velk\u00fd hit. Dosp\u011bl\u00e1ci to sice moc nech\u00e1pou, ale d\u011bcka v\u00ed, co je na sv\u011bt\u011b d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9. A tak jsem se samoz\u0159ejm\u011b i j\u00e1 dostal k audioknize <a href=\"http:\/\/neoluxor.cz\/audio\/cd-doktor-proktor-a-prdici-prasek--213796\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Doktor Proktor a prdic\u00ed pr\u00e1\u0161ek<\/a>. Pro\u010d audiokniha? Kn\u00ed\u017eku u\u017e m\u00e1m p\u0159e\u010dtenou, to zas jo, ale tam si to prd\u011bn\u00ed m\u016f\u017eete tak maxim\u00e1ln\u011b p\u0159edstavovat, v audioknize v\u00e1m ty stovky r\u016fzn\u00fdch prd\u016f naserv\u00edruj\u00ed p\u011bkn\u011b do ucha, a to je fakt moc fajn.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.45em: background-color: initial:\"><\/span><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.45em: background-color: initial:\"><\/span><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.45em: background-color: initial:\">Tuhletu pecku vydal OneHotBook, a to jsou hrozn\u011b sympati\u010dt\u00ed lidi, co si ty audioknihy opravdu vymazluj\u00ed, tak to m\u00e1m r\u00e1d. Konkr\u00e9tn\u011b <\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.45em: background-color: initial:\"><a href=\"http:\/\/neoluxor.cz\/audio\/cd-doktor-proktor-a-prdici-prasek--213796\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Proktora<\/a><\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.45em: background-color: initial:\"> namluvil David Novotn\u00fd a tenhle chlap\u00edk to s hlasem v\u00e1\u017en\u011b um\u00ed. Nejv\u00edc se mi l\u00edbil v jeho pod\u00e1n\u00ed Bul\u00edk, to je frajer! L\u00edza je spr\u00e1v\u0148a\u010dka a hl\u00e1sek m\u00e1 trochu \u00e9terick\u00fd (a pan Novotn\u00fd ji dal moc p\u011bkn\u011b) a doktor Proktor je zase docela mimo. Mo\u017en\u00e1 a\u017e moc mimo. Na to, \u017ee je tak chytr\u00fd, bych \u010dekal, \u017ee bude trochu zaduman\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. Na druhou stranu m\u00e1 ten nejlep\u0161\u00ed chrochtav\u00fd sm\u00edch, jak\u00fd jsem kdy sly\u0161el, a hezky mrml\u00e1 i p\u0159i sv\u00fdch marn\u00fdch pokusech o prd\u011bn\u00ed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Abych se zastavil u toho nejd\u016fle\u017eit\u011bj\u0161\u00edho, tedy, jak v t\u00e9hle audioknize ty prdy vlastn\u011b zn\u00ed. Je mi jasn\u00e9, \u017ee ka\u017ed\u00fd \u010dlov\u011bk m\u00e1 sv\u016fj unik\u00e1tn\u00ed zvuk, ale tady v r\u00e1mci zjednodu\u0161en\u00ed asi pou\u017eili p\u0159isk\u0159\u00edpnut\u00fd bal\u00f3nek. Do mikrofonu jim ve studiu nikdo neprd\u011bl (i kdy\u017e se nem\u016f\u017eu zbavit p\u0159edstavy, jak tam pana Novotn\u00e9ho krm\u00ed fazolemi a \u010do\u010dkou, a pak \u010dekaj\u00ed, co z n\u011bj vyleze).<\/p>\n<p>Nejmamut\u011bj\u0161\u00edm plusem je hudba. 14. kapitolu jsem si do sluch\u00e1tek p\u0159ehr\u00e1val hned n\u011bkolikr\u00e1t a ihned se nau\u010dil <i>Na kr\u00e1sn\u00e9m modr\u00e9m Dunaji<\/i>\u00a0na h\u0159eben, p\u0159esn\u011b tak, jak to tam bylo. A kdyby m\u011b n\u00e1hodou n\u011bkdy zav\u0159eli do v\u011bzen\u00ed (i kdyby to bylo to nejst\u0159e\u017een\u011bj\u0161\u00ed na sv\u011bt\u011b, tedy Finsko), tak si to tam budu cel\u00e9 dny pobrukovat.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>Audiokniha <a href=\"http:\/\/neoluxor.cz\/audio\/cd-doktor-proktor-a-prdici-prasek--213796\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Doktor Proktor a prdic\u00ed pr\u00e1\u0161ek<\/a> je prdl\u00e1, pr\u010f\u00e1ck\u00e1 a prdonaut\u00ed a m\u00e1ma mi u\u017e do \u010depice na\u0161\u00edv\u00e1 speci\u00e1ln\u00ed audiokni\u017en\u00ed sluch\u00e1tka, abych ji mohl poslouchat kdekoliv. Pt\u00e1te se, v \u010dem jsou v\u00fdjime\u010dn\u00e9? To v\u00e1m \u0159eknu, a\u017e mi dojde potvrzen\u00ed z patentov\u00e9ho \u00fa\u0159adu, \u017ee je budu moct vyr\u00e1b\u011bt jen j\u00e1. Tak se m\u011bjte, <a href=\"http:\/\/neoluxor.cz\/audio\/cd-doktor-proktor-a-prdici-prasek--213796\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Proktora<\/a> si dejte (audioknihu kv\u016fli prd\u011bn\u00ed a kn\u00ed\u017eku si k tomu p\u0159ibalte, proto\u017ee m\u00e1 hezk\u00e9 obr\u00e1zky).<\/p>\n<h2>Hodnocen\u00ed: 99 % (to procento dol\u016f je za to, \u017ee v bookletu nen\u00ed ani mal\u00fd vzorek prdic\u00edho pr\u00e1\u0161ku)<\/h2>\n<p>Autor: Neo\u0161<\/p>\n<p>BONUS: Tahle reklama na prdic\u00ed pr\u00e1\u0161ek se mi moc l\u00edb\u00ed, i kdy\u017e j\u00ed prd rozum\u00edm:<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dobr\u00fd den, ahoj, \u010dau, nazdar, bon\u017eur, ol\u00e9, tady Neo\u0161! U\u017e n\u011bjak\u00fd ten p\u00e1tek bydl\u00edm v d\u011btsk\u00e9m odd\u011blen\u00ed Neoluxoru, a tak jsem ho samoz\u0159ejm\u011b stihl po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b prozkoumat. A proto\u017ee moje br\u00fdle ob\u010das pot\u0159ebuj\u00ed na servis, \u0159\u00edkal jsem si, \u017ee zabiju \u010das s nov\u011b objevenou audioknihou.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_EventAllDay":false,"_EventTimezone":"","_EventStartDate":"","_EventEndDate":"","_EventStartDateUTC":"","_EventEndDateUTC":"","_EventShowMap":false,"_EventShowMapLink":false,"_EventURL":"","_EventCost":"","_EventCostDescription":"","_EventCurrencySymbol":"","_EventCurrencyCode":"","_EventCurrencyPosition":"","_EventDateTimeSeparator":"","_EventTimeRangeSeparator":"","_EventOrganizerID":[],"_EventVenueID":[],"_OrganizerEmail":"","_OrganizerPhone":"","_OrganizerWebsite":"","_VenueAddress":"","_VenueCity":"","_VenueCountry":"","_VenueProvince":"","_VenueState":"","_VenueZip":"","_VenuePhone":"","_VenueURL":"","_VenueStateProvince":"","_VenueLat":"","_VenueLng":"","_VenueShowMap":false,"_VenueShowMapLink":false,"twitterCardType":"","cardImageID":0,"cardImage":"","cardTitle":"","cardDesc":"","cardImageAlt":"","cardPlayer":"","cardPlayerWidth":0,"cardPlayerHeight":0,"cardPlayerStream":"","cardPlayerCodec":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2522","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-recenze"],"acf":{"related_products":null},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2522","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2522"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2522\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}