{"id":2478,"date":"2014-05-26T09:55:00","date_gmt":"2014-05-26T07:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/nezarazene\/neos-radi\/"},"modified":"2023-01-06T16:15:48","modified_gmt":"2023-01-06T15:15:48","slug":"neos-radi-jak-o-zivot-459","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/nezarazene\/neos-radi-jak-o-zivot-459\/","title":{"rendered":"Neo\u0161ovy kni\u017en\u00ed tipy"},"content":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

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Michael Fry: Poveden\u00e1 parti\u010dka – Past na surovce<\/a><\/h2>\n

Za\u010dnu kn\u00ed\u017ekama, kde jsou drs\u0148\u00e1ci a obr\u00e1zky, proto\u017ee, ty jsou prost\u011b nejlep\u0161\u00ed. D\u011bcka v\u00ed, maminky, d\u011bcka v\u00ed! A ne\u017e se dostanu k poseroutkovi, kter\u00e9ho zn\u00e1 ka\u017ed\u00fd, tak tady m\u00e1m nov\u00e9ho frajera. Jmenuje se Nick a je tak mal\u00fd, a\u017e se mu kv\u016fli tomu v\u0161ichni sm\u011bj\u00ed (hahaha). Taky je to trochu samot\u00e1\u0159, tak\u017ee nezapadl do \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 party (trochu jako j\u00e1, ale j\u00e1 jsem nikam nezapadl, proto\u017ee jsem a\u017e moc chytr\u00fd) a nav\u00edc te\u010f mus\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b ke v\u0161emu chodit do jednoho krou\u017eku s beznad\u011bjn\u00fdm Karlem a abnorm\u00e1ln\u011b vysokou Molly. Jestli si mysl\u00edte, \u017ee to bude nuda, tak to se \u0161eredn\u011b pletete. Je to vtipn\u00e9, mo\u017en\u00e1 i o fous lep\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e poseroutka. A napsal to Michael Fry, ten co ud\u011blal Za plotem<\/i>. A to byl dobr\u00fd anim\u00e1k (a to j\u00e1 pozn\u00e1m, proto\u017ee jsem taky animovan\u00fd)!<\/p>\n

H. N. Kowitt: Pomsta trap\u00e1k\u016f<\/a><\/h2>\n

\u010cetli jste prvn\u00ed d\u00edl<\/a>? J\u00e1 v\u00e1m \u0159eknu o \u010dem byl, proto\u017ee j\u00e1 nejsem l\u00edn\u00fd a prvn\u00ed d\u00edl jsem \u010detl! Danny Shine je trap\u00e1k, a tak se v prvn\u00edm d\u00edle dostal na seznam trap\u00e1k\u016f. Ten se nach\u00e1zel na hol\u010di\u010d\u00edch z\u00e1chodc\u00edch, tak\u017ee nen\u00ed divu, \u017ee kdy\u017e se pokusil vy\u0161krtat svoje jm\u00e9no, byl to solidn\u00ed pr\u016f\u0161vih. Ve dvojce, kter\u00e1 vy\u0161la teprve p\u0159ed chvilkou, u\u017e na seznamu trap\u00e1k\u016f nen\u00ed – ale trap\u00e1k to je po\u0159\u00e1d a to po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00fd! Tentokr\u00e1t m\u00e1 probl\u00e9m s Ty Randallem – to je na rozd\u00edl od n\u011bj frajer, stejn\u011b jako j\u00e1. Nemus\u00edm snad \u0159\u00edkat, \u017ee si to spolu rozdaj\u00ed a \u017ee z toho vznikne stra\u0161n\u011b moc vtipn\u00fdch moment\u016f a p\u0159\u00edhod. Kdo m\u00e1 r\u00e1d poseroutku, bude m\u00edt r\u00e1d i Dannyho!<\/p>\n

Jeff Kinney: Den\u00edk mal\u00e9ho Poseroutky: Fakt sm\u016fla<\/a><\/h2>\n

M\u00e1m j\u00e1 v\u00e1m v\u016fbec \u0159\u00edkat, kdo je poseroutka? Ur\u010dit\u011b to v\u0161ichni v\u00edte. Poseroutka je toti\u017e jen jeden a je to kr\u00e1l v\u0161ech vtipn\u00fdch kn\u00ed\u017eek, to v\u00e1m teda m\u016f\u017eu pov\u011bd\u011bt. Tohle je jeho zat\u00edm posledn\u00ed p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh, kter\u00fd vy\u0161el p\u0159ed p\u00e1r t\u00fddny, tak\u017ee je dost velk\u00e1 pravd\u011bpodobnost, \u017ee jej je\u0161t\u011b nem\u00e1te doma, a to by byl pr\u016f\u0161vih! \u010cetl jsem o d\u011btech, kter\u00e9 nedostaly dal\u0161\u00ed d\u00edl a zm\u00edtaly se v pl\u00e1\u010di, dokud jej nedostaly. Tomu byste m\u011bli p\u0159edej\u00edt! A t\u00edm sp\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee v tomhle d\u00edle se Greg rozhodne, \u017ee si najde nov\u00e9 k\u00e1mo\u0161e a to jen d\u00edky n\u00e1hod\u011b. Prost\u011b v\u0161echno, co d\u011bl\u00e1, d\u011bl\u00e1 jen tak. A jak n\u00e1zev napov\u00edd\u00e1, moc se mu to jen tak d\u011bl\u00e1n\u00ed neda\u0159\u00ed. Haha!<\/p>\n

Rachel Ren\u00e9e Russellov\u00e1: Den\u00edk Mimo\u0148ky – P\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy nerozumn\u00fd poradkyn\u011b<\/a><\/h2>\n

Kluci, sorry, ale mus\u00edm taky vybrat n\u011bco pro holky, \u017ee jo. Ale nebojte, \u017ee by mimo\u0148ka byla lep\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e poseroutka – to nen\u00ed, proto\u017ee je p\u0159eci pro holky (hahaha). Ale ne, te\u010f si vym\u00fd\u0161l\u00edm, proto\u017ee jsem animovan\u00fd, tak\u017ee mi v\u0161echno projde. Abych \u0159ekl pravdu, mimo\u0148ka je stejn\u011b dobr\u00e1 jako poseroutka. Je stejn\u011b vtipn\u00e1 a taky je v n\u00ed hodn\u011b obr\u00e1zk\u016f, kter\u00e9 si m\u016f\u017eete klidn\u011b vybarvit, jestli chcete. Toto je p\u00e1t\u00fd d\u00edl a jmenuje se P\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy nerozumn\u00fd poradkyn\u011b<\/a>. A je o nerozumn\u00fd poradkyni! V\u00edc nem\u016f\u017eu prozradit.<\/p>\n

Ladislav \u0160pa\u010dek: Tereza – Etiketa pro d\u00edvky<\/a><\/h2>\n

Kdy\u017e u\u017e jsem u t\u011bch kn\u00ed\u017eek pro holky, tak je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ihod\u00edm jednu. Ta se jmenuje Tereza<\/a> a krom\u011b toho, \u017ee je to dob\u0159e napsan\u00fd p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh dosp\u00edvaj\u00edc\u00ed holky (\u0159\u00edkaly i prodava\u010dky tady v d\u011btsk\u00e9m odd\u011blen\u00ed), tak je to i dost cenn\u00e1 lekce etikety. Tak\u017ee, maminky, jestli m\u00e1te doma n\u011bjak\u00e9 dosp\u00edvaj\u00edc\u00ed princezny, kter\u00e9 nev\u00ed, \u017ee se u j\u00eddla nemluv\u00ed a podobn\u011b, tak jim to m\u016f\u017eete koupit. Lep\u0161\u00ed a nen\u00e1padn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed zp\u016fsob, jak je nau\u010dit spr\u00e1vn\u00e9mu chov\u00e1n\u00ed asi moment\u00e1ln\u011b na trhu nen\u00ed. A to j\u00e1 v\u00edm moc dob\u0159e, proto\u017ee p\u0159ed reg\u00e1lem s d\u00edv\u010d\u00edmi knihami sp\u00edm u\u017e t\u00fdden. Jo a jestli m\u00e1te doma kluka, kter\u00fd brk\u00e1 po j\u00eddle a h\u00e1\u017ee tri\u010dka a pono\u017eky v\u0161ude po pokoji, tak tenhle pan \u0160pa\u010dek u\u017e p\u0159ed \u010dasem vydal kn\u00ed\u017eku \u0160pa\u010dek v porcel\u00e1nu, etiketa vole!<\/a><\/p>\n<\/p>\n

<\/a>David Walliams: Krysburger<\/a><\/h2>\n

Tak a te\u010f zase zp\u00e1tky k norm\u00e1ln\u00edm kn\u00ed\u017ek\u00e1m, tedy ke kn\u00ed\u017ek\u00e1m pro kluky. Ale <\/a>Krysburger<\/a> by se vlastn\u011b l\u00edbil i holk\u00e1m. T\u011bm spr\u00e1v\u0148\u00e1ck\u00fdm samoz\u0159ejm\u011b. <\/a>Krysburger<\/a> je dal\u0161\u00ed kn\u00ed\u017eka od vtipn\u00e9ho Angli\u010dana Davida Walliamse, kter\u00fd u\u017e vydal pecky jako Babi\u010dka drs\u0148a\u010dka<\/a>, Pan Smra\u010foch<\/a> nebo Mal\u00fd miliard\u00e1\u0159<\/a>. A kdy\u017e \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, \u017ee to jsou pecky, tak t\u00edm mysl\u00edm po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00e9 pecky. T\u0159eba jako z broskve. <\/a>Krysburger<\/a> je o Zoe, mal\u00e9 d\u00edvce, kter\u00e1 to nem\u00e1 zrovna nejleh\u010d\u00ed. M\u00e1 zlou a uje\u010denou macechu, ve \u0161kole ji otravuj\u00ed a do toho v\u0161eho j\u00ed chce padouch Burt sn\u00edst jej\u00edho mal\u00e9ho krys\u00e1ka. Vtipn\u00e9 dobrodru\u017estv\u00ed m\u016f\u017ee za\u010d\u00edt! Jo a podtitul je d\u011bsiv\u011b z\u00e1bavn\u00e1 krysokniha – tak\u017ee to je asi prvn\u00ed krysokniha na sv\u011bt\u011b!<\/p>\n

Chris Priestley: Pan Kr\u00e1tur<\/a><\/h2>\n

Mamky, tohle je jen pro siln\u00e9 n\u00e1tury! No dob\u0159e, tak stra\u0161n\u00e9 to zase nen\u00ed, ale je to dost stra\u0161ideln\u00e9 – a to p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm proto, \u017ee je to vlastn\u011b Frankenstein pro mal\u00e9 d\u011bcka (tak metr a\u017e metr t\u0159icet). Hlavn\u00ed hrdina je patn\u00e1ctilet\u00fd zlod\u011bj\u00ed\u010dek potuluj\u00edc\u00ed se po temn\u00e9m Lond\u00fdn\u011b v 19. stolet\u00ed, kter\u00fd je shodou okolnost\u00ed zachr\u00e1n\u011bn tajemn\u00fdm monstrem Panem Kr\u00e1turem. Spole\u010dn\u011b uzav\u0159ou pakt, \u017ee najdou toho, kdo Pana Kr\u00e1tura stvo\u0159il – a ano, je to Victor Frankenstein! J\u00e1 u\u017e pomalu za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m \u010d\u00edst klasiku, tak\u017ee m\u016f\u017eu s klidem \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee tohle je dobr\u00fd \u00favod do sv\u011bta klasick\u00e9 stra\u0161idlen\u00e9 literatury!<\/p>\n

Lucie Fidlerov\u00e1: Narozen o p\u016flnoci: Dra\u010d\u00ed znamen\u00ed<\/a><\/h2>\n

Jsem v \u0161oku! J\u00e1 tu kn\u00ed\u017eku otev\u0159el ned\u00e1vno a byl jsem v \u0161oku a po\u0159\u00e1d jsem! Narozen o p\u016flnoci<\/a> napsala teprve patn\u00e1ctilet\u00e1 Lucie Fidlerov\u00e1 z Brna a mus\u00edm \u0159\u00edct, klobouk dol\u016f! Velmi p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9 fantasy! Pojedn\u00e1v\u00e1 o Gabrielovi, kter\u00fd se narodil p\u0159esn\u011b o p\u016flnoci v p\u00e1tek t\u0159in\u00e1ct\u00e9ho – a t\u00edm byl p\u0159edur\u010den st\u00e1t se zakl\u00edna\u010dem, tedy um\u00ed l\u00e9\u010dit lidi, ovl\u00e1d\u00e1 magii a zvl\u00e1dne p\u0159ivol\u00e1vat draky. Jo, vid\u00edte, to jsem ani nezm\u00ednil – v knize jsou draci, elfov\u00e9, trpasl\u00edci, \u010darod\u011bjov\u00e9 a samoz\u0159ejm\u011b nechutn\u011b odporn\u00e1 kr\u00e1lovna! Je tam prost\u011b v\u0161e! Kniha se tedy bude l\u00edbit v\u0161em, kdo maj\u00ed r\u00e1di fantasy a je\u0161t\u011b nedos\u00e1hnou ve spi\u017e\u00edrn\u011b na \u010dokol\u00e1du (9-14 let).<\/p>\n

Samantha Shannonov\u00e1: Kosti\u010das<\/a><\/h2>\n

Tuhle kn\u00ed\u017eku m\u00e1me v d\u011btsk\u00e9m odd\u011blen\u00ed, ale zase tak d\u011btsk\u00e1 nen\u00ed. Dokonce jsem sly\u0161el prodava\u010dky, jak se dohadovaly, \u017ee ono to je sice jako Harry Potter, ale u\u017e je to taky docela drsn\u00e9, a nemus\u00edm dod\u00e1vat, \u017ee to slovo drsn\u00e9 m\u011b \u00fapln\u011b navnadilo, tak jsem to potaj\u00ed vzal a te\u010f v\u00e1m m\u016f\u017eu \u0159\u00edct – \u010dau Harry, nazdar Kosti\u010dasi<\/a>! Ale jo, je to fakt tak dobr\u00e9! Dlouho jsme \u010dekali (my d\u011bti i vy dosp\u011bl\u00ed) a\u017e se objev\u00ed n\u011bjak\u00fd plnohodnotn\u00fd n\u00e1stupce Harryho a kone\u010dn\u011b je tady. A to si nevym\u00fd\u0161l\u00edm (v\u017edy\u0165 j\u00e1 bych nejrad\u011bji, aby mi tu z\u016fstalo co nejv\u00edc kousk\u016f), to je fakt, kter\u00fd dokl\u00e1d\u00e1 stra\u0161n\u011b moc cen v cizin\u011b a trili\u00f3n prodan\u00fdch kus\u016f! Kn\u00ed\u017eka za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 v roce 2059, kdy devaten\u00e1ctilet\u00e1 Paige, pracuj\u00edc\u00ed v krimin\u00e1ln\u00edm podsv\u011bt\u00ed jako jasnovidec, je unesena aby se setkala se Str\u00e1\u017ecem! V\u00edc nechci prozrazovat! Jo a bude sedm d\u00edl\u016f! Maminky, t\u00edm sfouknete sedmery narozeniny!<\/p>\n

Charles Gilman: Podivn\u00e9 sestry<\/a><\/h2>\n

Tak a m\u00e1m tady posledn\u00ed kousek. A jeliko\u017e jsem drs\u0148\u00e1k a ni\u010deho se neboj\u00edm, tak i tenhle je tak trochu hororov\u00fd! Jde o tohle – jsou \u0161koly, kter\u00e9 jsou nudn\u00e9, a pak \u0161koly, kter\u00e9 jsou nebezpe\u010dn\u00e9, proto\u017ee tam jsou sam\u00e9 podivn\u00e9 kreatury. Charles Gilman napsal u\u017e jednu kn\u00ed\u017eku z t\u00e9hle potrhl\u00e9 \u0161koly a ta se jmenovala \u0160\u00edlen\u00fd profesor<\/a> – a byla o \u0160\u00edlen\u00e9m profesorovi. To d\u00e1v\u00e1 rozum, kdyby byla o n\u011b\u010dem jin\u00e9m, tak by ten n\u00e1zev p\u0159ece ned\u00e1val smysl. A tahle druh\u00e1 kn\u00ed\u017eka, ta je o je\u0161t\u011b podivn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch lidech – toti\u017e o sestr\u00e1ch Priceov\u00fdch. A ty jsou podivn\u00e9 solidn\u011b! Robert Arthur a jeho kamar\u00e1di Glenn a Karina tedy mus\u00ed zase vyrazit po stop\u011b zlu a p\u0159itom zjist\u00ed, \u017ee ve \u0161kole jsou br\u00e1ny do jin\u00fdch sv\u011bt\u016f. Docela jim z\u00e1vid\u00edm, u n\u00e1s \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 br\u00e1ny do jin\u00fdch sv\u011bt\u016f nejsou. Akor\u00e1t tak do j\u00eddelny a do parku \ud83d\ude41 Kn\u00ed\u017eku doporu\u010duji! Kr\u00e1tk\u00e1, rychl\u00e1, po\u0159\u00e1d se tam n\u011bco d\u011bje! A je tam kouzel a\u017e a\u017e!<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

V\u00e1\u0161 Neo\u0161<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dobr\u00fd den, ahoj, \u010dau, nazdar, bon\u017eur, ol\u00e9, tady Neo\u0161! U\u017e se asi nebudu p\u0159edstavovat, proto\u017ee douf\u00e1m, \u017ee u\u017e m\u011b v\u0161ichni znaj\u00ed! Ale dob\u0159e, dob\u0159e, pro jistotu to teda zopakuji: jsem maskot d\u011btsk\u00e9ho odd\u011blen\u00ed. A to znamen\u00e1, \u017ee m\u016f\u017eu \u010d\u00edst cokoliv m\u011b napadne a v\u00e1let se v kn\u00ed\u017ek\u00e1ch. Ale abych u\u017e se tedy dostal k tomu, pro\u010d v\u00e1m p\u00ed\u0161u, mus\u00edm v\u00e1m toti\u017e zase poradit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_EventAllDay":false,"_EventTimezone":"","_EventStartDate":"","_EventEndDate":"","_EventStartDateUTC":"","_EventEndDateUTC":"","_EventShowMap":false,"_EventShowMapLink":false,"_EventURL":"","_EventCost":"","_EventCostDescription":"","_EventCurrencySymbol":"","_EventCurrencyCode":"","_EventCurrencyPosition":"","_EventDateTimeSeparator":"","_EventTimeRangeSeparator":"","_EventOrganizerID":[],"_EventVenueID":[],"_OrganizerEmail":"","_OrganizerPhone":"","_OrganizerWebsite":"","_VenueAddress":"","_VenueCity":"","_VenueCountry":"","_VenueProvince":"","_VenueState":"","_VenueZip":"","_VenuePhone":"","_VenueURL":"","_VenueStateProvince":"","_VenueLat":"","_VenueLng":"","_VenueShowMap":false,"_VenueShowMapLink":false,"twitterCardType":"","cardImageID":0,"cardImage":"","cardTitle":"","cardDesc":"","cardImageAlt":"","cardPlayer":"","cardPlayerWidth":0,"cardPlayerHeight":0,"cardPlayerStream":"","cardPlayerCodec":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"acf":{"related_products":null},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2478"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2478\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}