{"id":2417,"date":"2014-03-23T15:49:00","date_gmt":"2014-03-23T14:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/nezarazene\/ahoj-jmenuju-se-neos\/"},"modified":"2023-01-06T16:16:32","modified_gmt":"2023-01-06T15:16:32","slug":"ahoj-jmenuju-se-neos-450","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/nezarazene\/ahoj-jmenuju-se-neos-450\/","title":{"rendered":"Ahoj, jmenuju se Neo\u0161&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.45em:\"><\/span><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.45em:\"><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.45em:\">Jsem \u00fapln\u011b norm\u00e1ln\u00ed kluk, no&#8230; mo\u017en\u00e1 \u00fapln\u011b norm\u00e1ln\u00ed ne, proto\u017ee norm\u00e1ln\u00ed d\u011bti \u010dtou m\u00ed\u0148. Ty c<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.45em:\">hod\u00ed v\u00edc na po\u010d\u00edta\u010d. Co to v\u016fbec\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.45em:\">znamen\u00e1? Co tam d\u011blaj\u00ed? J\u00e1 jednou \u0161el na po\u010d\u00edta\u010d, stoupl jsem si na n\u011bj a nic. To\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.45em:\">mi vysv\u011btlete! \u010c\u00edst je lep\u0161\u00ed. J\u00e1 \u010dtu po\u0159\u00e1d a tak rychle, \u017ee kolikr\u00e1t do\u010dtu kn\u00ed\u017eku d\u0159\u00edv, ne\u017e stihnu\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.45em:\">rozsv\u00edtit lampi\u010dku. Holk\u00e1m se to l\u00edb\u00ed. A rodi\u010d\u016fm taky.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.45em:\">U n<\/span>\u00e1s<span style=\"line-height: 1.45em:\">\u00a0ve \u0161kole se taky moc ne\u010dte.\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.45em:\">Tuhle jsem t\u0159eba\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.45em:\">p\u0159emlouval u\u010ditelku aby s n\u00e1mi hr\u00e1la famfrp\u00e1l, ale ona nev\u00ed, co to je. Ani d\u011bcka od n\u00e1s moc\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.45em:\">ne\u010dtou. Ned\u00e1vno jsem jim \u0159\u00edkal, \u017ee bych nejrad\u011bji objel sv\u011bt za osmdes\u00e1t dn\u00ed, ale v\u016fbec\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.45em:\">nev\u011bd\u011bli, o \u010dem mluv\u00edm. Hlavn\u011b \u017ee v\u00ed, co znamen\u00e1 slovo robot! To je po\u0159\u00e1d &#8222;hr\u00e1l jsem si s\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.45em:\">robotama,&#8220; a p\u0159itom ani nev\u00ed, kdo to prvn\u00ed napsal. J\u00e1 to v\u00edm. Byl to \u010capek. Krom\u011b toho v\u00edm\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.45em:\">daleko v\u00edc v\u011bc\u00ed &#8211; kde je Atlantida, kudy do Bradavic a co si ten podivn\u00fd Poseroutka p\u00ed\u0161e do den\u00ed\u010dku.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.45em:\"><\/span><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>Mo\u017en\u00e1 si \u0159\u00edk\u00e1te, \u017ee m\u00e1m velk\u00e9 br\u00fdle a \u017ee jsem \u0148ouma, ale ve skute\u010dnosti to jsou testovac\u00ed\u00a0<span style=\"line-height: 1.45em:\">br\u00fdle (a j\u00e1 \u0148ouma nejsem). Jsou v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed, a tak se s nimi d\u00e1 \u010d\u00edst rychleji. Daj\u00ed se p\u0159ep\u00ednat na denn\u00ed\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.45em:\">a no\u010dn\u00ed vid\u011bn\u00ed, tak\u017ee \u010dlov\u011bk m\u016f\u017ee \u010d\u00edst nonstop.\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.45em:\">Tyhle nov\u00e9 testovac\u00ed um\u00ed taky samy ot\u00e1\u010det str\u00e1nky a\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.45em:\">va\u0159it hranolky. A d\u00edky nim v\u00edm\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.45em:\">v\u0161echno &#8211; jak na holky, jak postavit srub nebo bunkr a je\u0161t\u011b daleko v\u00edc. A taky<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.45em:\">\u00a0vedu t\u0159\u00eddn\u00ed gang \u201eKdo ne\u010dte, je srab\u201c. Douf\u00e1m, \u017ee se k n\u00e1m brzo p\u0159id\u00e1\u0161.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.45em:\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.45em:\">N\u011bkdy mus\u00edm \u010d\u00edst taky hol\u010di\u010d\u00ed kn\u00ed\u017eky, proto\u017ee \u010dek\u00e1m, ne\u017e vyjdou nov\u00e9 kn\u00ed\u017eky pro kluky. A\u017e vyrostu, cht\u011bl bych b\u00fdt spisovatelem. Ale zat\u00edm mi sta\u010d\u00ed d\u011blat v Neoluxoru, m\u00e1m toti\u017e na starost odd\u011blen\u00ed pro kluky a holky. J\u00e1 s\u00e1m jsem u\u017e v\u0161echny ty knihy p\u0159e\u010detl (jen za t\u0159i dny), a kdy\u017e vydaj\u00ed novou, tak mi ji hned daj\u00ed. Proto v\u00e1m v\u017edycky m\u016f\u017eu \u0159\u00edct, kter\u00e9 jsou ty \u00fapln\u011b nejlep\u0161\u00ed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.45em:\">V\u00e1\u0161 Neo\u0161<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jsem maskot d\u011btsk\u00e9ho odd\u011blen\u00ed v Neoluxoru. Vybrali si m\u011b, a to jsem ani nemusel chodit na \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd pohovor. \u010ctu toti\u017e nejv\u00edc ze v\u0161ech.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_EventAllDay":false,"_EventTimezone":"","_EventStartDate":"","_EventEndDate":"","_EventStartDateUTC":"","_EventEndDateUTC":"","_EventShowMap":false,"_EventShowMapLink":false,"_EventURL":"","_EventCost":"","_EventCostDescription":"","_EventCurrencySymbol":"","_EventCurrencyCode":"","_EventCurrencyPosition":"","_EventDateTimeSeparator":"","_EventTimeRangeSeparator":"","_EventOrganizerID":[],"_EventVenueID":[],"_OrganizerEmail":"","_OrganizerPhone":"","_OrganizerWebsite":"","_VenueAddress":"","_VenueCity":"","_VenueCountry":"","_VenueProvince":"","_VenueState":"","_VenueZip":"","_VenuePhone":"","_VenueURL":"","_VenueStateProvince":"","_VenueLat":"","_VenueLng":"","_VenueShowMap":false,"_VenueShowMapLink":false,"twitterCardType":"","cardImageID":0,"cardImage":"","cardTitle":"","cardDesc":"","cardImageAlt":"","cardPlayer":"","cardPlayerWidth":0,"cardPlayerHeight":0,"cardPlayerStream":"","cardPlayerCodec":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2417","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"acf":{"related_products":null},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2417","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2417"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2417\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2417"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2417"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2417"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}