{"id":2257,"date":"2013-08-10T15:56:00","date_gmt":"2013-08-10T13:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/nezarazene\/weird-things-customers-say-in-bookshops\/"},"modified":"2023-01-06T16:18:04","modified_gmt":"2023-01-06T15:18:04","slug":"weird-things-customers-say-in-bookshops-286","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/nezarazene\/weird-things-customers-say-in-bookshops-286\/","title":{"rendered":"Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops"},"content":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>Z\u00c1KAZN\u00cdK: Netr\u00e1p\u00ed v\u00e1s, \u017ee jste obklopena kn\u00ed\u017ekami cel\u00fd den? J\u00e1 bych m\u011bl strach, \u017ee vysko\u010d\u00ed z polic a zabij\u00ed m\u011b.<\/p>\n<p>Z\u00c1KAZN\u00cdK: Je smutn\u00e9, \u017ee knihy pro dosp\u011bl\u00e9 nejsou obr\u00e1zkov\u00e9. Kdy\u017e je \u010dlov\u011bk mal\u00fd, tak si na n\u011b zvykne a pozd\u011bji mu je tak necitliv\u011b vezmou.<\/p>\n<p>Z\u00c1KAZN\u00cdK: M\u00e1te knihu <i>Pok\u00e1n\u00ed<\/i>? Ale ne s filmovou ob\u00e1lkou, pros\u00edm, krk Keiry Knightley ve m\u011b vzbuzuje nutk\u00e1n\u00ed do n\u011b\u010deho pra\u0161tit.<\/p>\n<p>Z\u00c1KAZN\u00cdK: Prod\u00e1v\u00e1te nab\u00edje\u010dky na iPod?<span><br \/><\/span><span>KNIHKUPEC: &#8230; Ne.<span><br \/><\/span><span>Z\u00c1KAZN\u00cdK: Pro\u010d?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span><span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><span><span>Z\u00c1KAZN\u00cdK: Nem\u00e1m r\u00e1d \u017eivotopisy. Hlavn\u00ed postava skoro v\u017edy na konci zem\u0159e. Tak p\u0159edv\u00eddateln\u00e9!<br \/><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span><span>Z\u00c1KAZN\u00cdK: Jak se jmenujete?<span><br \/><\/span>KNIHKUPEC: Jen.<span><br \/><\/span><span>Z\u00c1KAZN\u00cdK: Hmmm. Tohle jm\u00e9no se mi nel\u00edb\u00ed. Nebude v\u00e1m vadit, kdy\u017e v\u00e1m budu \u0159\u00edkat jinak?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span><span><span>Z\u00c1KAZN\u00cdK: Jak\u00e9 knihy bych si m\u011bl koupit, aby kdy\u017e se moji host\u00e9 pod\u00edvaj\u00ed na mou knihovnu, si pomysleli: &#8222;Wow, tenhle chlap je fakt inteligentn\u00ed.&#8220;?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span><span><span>Z\u00c1KAZN\u00cdK: Kdybych nap\u0159\u00edklad cht\u011bl v knihkupectv\u00ed potkat l\u00e1sku sv\u00e9ho \u017eivota, ve kter\u00e9 sekci bych m\u011bl podle v\u00e1s post\u00e1vat?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span><span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Z\u00c1KAZN\u00cdK:\u00a0<i>P\u00fdcha a P\u0159edsudek<\/i>\u00a0vy\u0161la u\u017e hodn\u011b d\u00e1vno, \u017ee?<br \/>KNIHKUPEC: Ano<br \/>Z\u00c1KAZN\u00cdK: To jsem si myslela. Colin Firth tenkt\u00e1t vypadal fakt dob\u0159e.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>Z\u00c1KAZN\u00cdK: M\u00e1te n\u011bjak\u00e9 kn\u00ed\u017eky o p\u016fvodu Velikonoc?<span><br \/><\/span><span>KNIHKUPEC: Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b.<span><br \/><\/span><span>Z\u00c1KAZN\u00cdK: Skv\u011ble. Tak pros\u00edm n\u011bco, kde je hodn\u011b zaj\u00ed\u010dk\u016f a ku\u0159\u00e1tek, d\u00edky.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>MAL\u00dd KLUK: M\u011bli byste m\u00edt knihkupectv\u00ed ve sklep\u011b.<br \/>KNIHKUPEC: Mysl\u00ed\u0161?<br \/>MAL\u00dd KLUK: Jasn\u011b. A pak tam m\u016f\u017eete m\u00edt i draka a ten m\u016f\u017ee hl\u00eddat v\u0161echny ty kn\u00ed\u017eky, kdy\u017e tu nejste.<br \/>KNIHKUPEC: Skv\u011bl\u00fd n\u00e1pad. Ale draci \u0161lehaj\u00ed ohe\u0148, co kdy\u017e n\u00e1m necht\u011b sp\u00e1l\u00ed v\u0161echny kn\u00ed\u017eky?<br \/>MAL\u00dd KLUK: To by mohl, ale m\u016f\u017eete si p\u0159ece sehnat n\u011bjak\u00e9ho, kter\u00fd pro\u0161el testem pro ostrahu knihkupectv\u00ed. Pak to bude OK.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>Z\u00c1KAZN\u00cdK: Pros\u00edm v\u00e1s, kdo napsal Bibli? Nem\u016f\u017eu si vzpomenout.<\/p>\n<p>Z\u00c1KAZN\u00cdK: R\u00e1d bych kamar\u00e1dovi koupil kn\u00ed\u017eku. N\u011bco o z\u00e1chran\u011b sv\u011bta p\u0159ed mimozem\u0161\u0165a\u0148y, kde bude hlavn\u00ed postava trochu jako Freddie Mercury a trochu jako Arnold Schwarzenegger. M\u00e1te n\u011bco takov\u00e9ho?<\/p>\n<p>HOL\u010cI\u010cKA: Dostanu se skrz tuhle sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148 do Narnie?<br \/>KNIHKUPEC: Bohu\u017eel asi ne.<br \/>HOL\u010cI\u010cKA: Hm. Na\u0161e sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148 doma taky nefunguje jako vstup do Narnie.<br \/>KNIHKUPEC: Ne?<br \/>HOL\u010cI\u010cKA: Ne. T\u00e1ta \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee je to proto, \u017ee ji m\u00e1ma koupila v\u00a0IKEA.<\/p>\n<p>Z\u00c1KAZN\u00cdK<i> (dr\u017e\u00ed v ruce knihy Hl\u00edda\u010d v\u00e1hy a Hunger Games)<\/i>: Kterou z t\u011bchto knih o diet\u011b byste doporu\u010dila v\u00edc?<\/p>\n<p><span><span><span>Z\u00c1KAZN\u00cdK: M\u016f\u017eete mi, pros\u00edm, pomoci? Nev\u00edte, kde koup\u00edm t\u011bstoviny, kter\u00e9 jsou na ob\u00e1lce Nigelliny kucha\u0159ky?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span><span><span>Z\u00c1KAZN\u00cdK: V \u0161edes\u00e1t\u00fdch letech jsem \u010detl fantastickou kn\u00ed\u017eku. U\u017e si nepamatuji autora ani n\u00e1zev, ale byla zelen\u00e1 a d\u011bsn\u011b srandovn\u00ed. V\u00edte, kterou mysl\u00edm?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span><span><span>Autorka: Olga Biern\u00e1tov\u00e1<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jen Campbell je spisovatelka a knihkupkyn\u011b \u017eij\u00edc\u00ed v Lond\u00fdn\u011b. Publikovala n\u011bkolik b\u00e1sn\u00ed a kr\u00e1tk\u00fdch pov\u00eddek, ale pozornost p\u0159it\u00e1hla a\u017e s\u00e9ri\u00ed knih Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops. Ob\u011b knihy, kter\u00e9 dosud v s\u00e9rii vy\u0161ly, jsem si hned koupila a dnes se chci pod\u011blit o n\u011bkolik uk\u00e1zek, kter\u00e9 jsem si b\u011bhem \u010dten\u00ed zalo\u017eila.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_EventAllDay":false,"_EventTimezone":"","_EventStartDate":"","_EventEndDate":"","_EventStartDateUTC":"","_EventEndDateUTC":"","_EventShowMap":false,"_EventShowMapLink":false,"_EventURL":"","_EventCost":"","_EventCostDescription":"","_EventCurrencySymbol":"","_EventCurrencyCode":"","_EventCurrencyPosition":"","_EventDateTimeSeparator":"","_EventTimeRangeSeparator":"","_EventOrganizerID":[],"_EventVenueID":[],"_OrganizerEmail":"","_OrganizerPhone":"","_OrganizerWebsite":"","_VenueAddress":"","_VenueCity":"","_VenueCountry":"","_VenueProvince":"","_VenueState":"","_VenueZip":"","_VenuePhone":"","_VenueURL":"","_VenueStateProvince":"","_VenueLat":"","_VenueLng":"","_VenueShowMap":false,"_VenueShowMapLink":false,"twitterCardType":"","cardImageID":0,"cardImage":"","cardTitle":"","cardDesc":"","cardImageAlt":"","cardPlayer":"","cardPlayerWidth":0,"cardPlayerHeight":0,"cardPlayerStream":"","cardPlayerCodec":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2257","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"acf":{"related_products":null},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2257","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2257"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2257\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}