{"id":2240,"date":"2013-07-29T17:50:00","date_gmt":"2013-07-29T15:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/nezarazene\/13-nejlepsich-urazek-v-knizkach\/"},"modified":"2023-01-06T16:18:15","modified_gmt":"2023-01-06T15:18:15","slug":"13-nejlepsich-urazek-v-knizkach-268","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/nezarazene\/13-nejlepsich-urazek-v-knizkach-268\/","title":{"rendered":"13 nejlep\u0161\u00edch ur\u00e1\u017eek v kn\u00ed\u017ek\u00e1ch"},"content":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n

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1. J. K. Rowlingov\u00e1: Harry Potter a V\u011bze\u0148 z Azkabanu<\/h2>\n<\/p>\n

\u201ePan N\u00e1m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u00edk skl\u00e1d\u00e1 profesoru Snapeovi svou nejhlub\u0161\u00ed \u00factu a z\u00e1rove\u0148 ho \u017e\u00e1d\u00e1, aby sv\u016fj fr\u0148\u00e1k nestrkal do ciz\u00edch z\u00e1le\u017eitost\u00ed.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201ePan Dvan\u00e1cter\u00e1k souhlas\u00ed s panem N\u00e1m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u00edkem a cht\u011bl by pouze dodat, \u017ee profesor Snape je odporn\u00fd ni\u010dema.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201ePan Ticho\u0161l\u00e1pek by r\u00e1d vyj\u00e1d\u0159il sv\u016fj \u00fadiv, \u017ee takov\u00fd idiot jako Snape se v\u016fbec mohl st\u00e1t profesorem.\u201c<\/p>\n

\u201ePan \u010cerv\u00ed\u010dek p\u0159eje profesoru Snapeovi p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00fd den a doporu\u010duje: Slizoune, umyj si vlasy!\u201c<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

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2. George R. R. Martin: P\u00edse\u0148 ledu a ohn\u011b<\/h2>\n

Cersei Lannister: \u201cV\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee nejsi ani z p\u016flky tak chytr\u00fd, jak si mysl\u00ed\u0161.\u201d
Tyrion Lannister: \u201cSt\u00e1le jsem ale 2x chyt\u0159ej\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e ty.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<\/p>\n

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3. Terry Pratchett: Mort<\/h2>\n

\u201eTak\u017ee se zd\u00e1, \u017ee neum\u00edte celkem nic u\u017eite\u010dn\u00e9ho a nem\u00e1te \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd v\u00fdjime\u010dn\u00fd talent,\u201c prohl\u00e1sil Keebl. \u201eNep\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lel jste je\u0161t\u011b nikdy o tom, \u017ee byste \u0161el u\u010dit?\u201c<\/p>\n

4. J. R. R. Tolien: P\u00e1n prsten\u016f<\/h2>\n

\u201cHej, Nobe!\u201d k\u0159ikl \u201cKde jsi, ty chlupatonohej lenochode? Nobe!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

5. Douglas Adams: Stopa\u0159\u016fv pr\u016fvodce galaxi\u00ed<\/h2>\n

\u201cTeda vy jste tady tak nepru\u017en\u00fd, \u017ee se div\u00edm, \u017ee v\u00e1m nerupnou i k\u0161andy.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

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6. Anthony Burgges: Mechanick\u00fd pomeran\u010d<\/h2>\n

„Ale, ale, jestlipak tohle nen\u00ed ten starej otravnej a smradlavej kozel Billy. Jak se m\u00e1me, ty kloktav\u00e1 fla\u0161ko smradlav\u00fdho oleje? Poj\u010f si pro jednu do j\u00e1rbl\u00ed, jestli m\u00e1\u0161 n\u011bjak\u00fd j\u00e1rble, ty eunu\u0161skej rosole.“<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

7. Zden\u011bk Jirotka: Saturnin<\/h2>\n

\u201eSetapouch! Sob\u00ed hnusec!\u201c Tak tituloval v Saturninovi nadm\u00edru roz\u010dilen\u00fd \u00fa\u010detn\u00ed Sl\u00e1ma sv\u00e9ho nad\u0159\u00edzen\u00e9ho, tov\u00e1rn\u00edka Dubsk\u00e9ho, kdy\u017e zjistil, \u017ee tento p\u00e1n chce svou dceru provdat za bohat\u00e9ho bank\u00e9\u0159e, aby zahladil dluhy, co sv\u00fdm nez\u0159\u00edzen\u00fdm \u017eivotem na vysok\u00e9 noze zp\u016fsobil.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

8. William Shakespeare: Kr\u00e1l Lear<\/h2>\n

\u201cJako dareb\u00e1ka, \u0161ibala, b\u0159ichop\u00e1ska, jako\u017eto podl\u00e9ho, nadut\u00e9ho, nechutn\u00e9ho, \u017eebrav\u00e9ho, t\u0159\u00edkab\u00e1tov\u00e9ho, stolibern\u00e9ho, \u0161pinav\u00e9ho chlapa tlust\u00fdch pun\u010doch, jako\u017eto chlapa zaje\u010d\u00edho srdce a napa\u0159en\u00e9 huby, kroutiv\u00e9ho, zotro\u010dil\u00e9ho, fintiv\u00e9ho \u0161ibeni\u010dn\u00edka, d\u011bdi\u010dn\u00e9ho pacholka z Nem\u00e1nic, co \u010dlov\u011bka, jen\u017e by r\u00e1d sv\u016fdnictv\u00edm bohu slou\u017eil, a jen\u017e jest pouh\u00e1 sm\u011bsice z padoucha, \u017eebr\u00e1ka, skety a n\u00e1hon\u010d\u00edho, a syn a d\u011bdic povrhl\u00e9 \u010duby, co takov\u00e9ho, jemu\u017e vymelu do b\u0159e\u010dtiv\u00e9ho sk\u0159eku, jestli\u017ee zap\u0159e\u0161 nejmen\u0161\u00ed slabiku sv\u00fdch titul\u016f.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

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9. Agatha Christie: Vra\u017eda v Orient-expresu<\/h2>\n

Poirot vstal. \u201eProminete-li vy mi osobn\u00ed nar\u00e1\u017eku – nejste mi sym\u00adpatick\u00fd, monsieur Ratchette,\u201c prohl\u00e1sil. Nato opustil j\u00eddeln\u00ed v\u016fz.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

10. Mark Twain: Dobrodru\u017estv\u00ed Huckleberryho Finna<\/h2>\n

\u201cPosly\u0161, Bene Rogersi, kdybych byl tak nevzd\u011blan\u00fd jako ty, byl bych zticha.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

11. J. K. Rowlingov\u00e1: Harry Potter a Relikvie smrti<\/h2>\n

Na sklonku Kend\u0159ina \u017eivota byla Batylda jedinou osobou v Godrikov\u011b Dole, kter\u00e1 s n\u00ed sm\u011bla mluvit. Bohu\u017eel, duchaplnost, kterou Batylda p\u0159ekypovala za sv\u00e9ho ml\u00e1d\u00ed, ji\u017e byla utlumena. Ohe\u0148 ho\u0159\u00ed, ale v kotl\u00edku pr\u00e1zdno, jak mi sd\u011blil Ivor Moulovat\u00fd, nebo, jak mnohem trefn\u011bji \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 Enid Zasmr\u00e1dl\u00e1, \u201eJe pra\u0161t\u011bn\u00e1 jak vever\u010d\u00ed bobek.\u201d (fan p\u0159eklad)<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

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12. Franz Kafka: Prom\u011bna<\/h2>\n

\u201cJe to \u0161\u00e9fova stv\u016fra, bez p\u00e1te\u0159e a bez vlastn\u00edho rozumu.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

13. Ilona Andrews: Magie mrtv\u00fdch<\/h2>\n

„Co je to kruci za puch? Po\u010dkej, j\u00e1 u\u017e v\u00edm. Jsi to ty. Smrd\u00ed\u0161. To jsi posva\u010dil skunka, a nebo je to tv\u00e1 norm\u00e1ln\u00ed v\u016fn\u011b?“<\/p>\n

Autorka: Olga Biern\u00e1tov\u00e1<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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