{"id":17367,"date":"2022-09-26T14:24:06","date_gmt":"2022-09-26T12:24:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/?p=17367"},"modified":"2022-09-26T14:24:07","modified_gmt":"2022-09-26T12:24:07","slug":"petr-vydra-moje-koronakronika","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.luxor.cz\/blog\/ukazky\/petr-vydra-moje-koronakronika\/","title":{"rendered":"Petr Vydra \u2013 Moje koronakronika"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dvan\u00e1ct dn\u00ed, kdy v\u011bt\u0161inu \u010dasu tr\u00e1v\u00edte doma se sv\u00fdm d\u00edt\u011btem, kter\u00e9 m\u00e1 covid, neub\u011bhne pr\u00e1v\u011b jako voda. A pokud budete trvat na tom, \u017ee jako voda ur\u010dit\u011b ute\u010de, pak si pros\u00edm vzpome\u0148te, \u017ee voda nezn\u00e1 pouze skupenstv\u00ed kapaln\u00e9, ale nap\u0159\u00edklad tak\u00e9 pevn\u00e9. Ob\u010das jsem m\u011bl opravdu pocit, jako kdy\u017e \u010das zamrzl a ned\u011blo se v n\u011bm v\u016fbec nic. Ostatn\u011b rozhodn\u011b v\u00e1m takov\u00e1 karant\u00e9na, v n\u00ed\u017e hl\u00edd\u00e1te sv\u00e9 d\u00edt\u011b, ute\u010de o n\u011bco rychleji, kdy\u017e si v n\u00ed povedete den\u00edk.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Knihu Moje koronakronika <\/strong>od Petra Vydry<\/a> <\/strong>u n\u00e1s koup\u00edte ZDE<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. DEN<\/h1>\n

Bylo pond\u011bl\u00ed 13. prosince, kdy\u017e jsme nechali mlad\u0161\u00ed dceru doma s r\u00fdmou, ka\u0161lem a teplotou. Dostal jsem ji na starost. Jej\u00ed p\u0159\u00edznaky se ani ve\u010der nijak nelep\u0161ily, a tak ji man\u017eelka po\u017e\u00e1dala, aby si ud\u011blala antigenn\u00ed test ze slin. Dce\u0159i se moc necht\u011blo. Nad p\u0159edstavou, \u017ee si tento test d\u011bl\u00e1, si zhnusen\u011b odplivla. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed do kornoutku, kam se sliny maj\u00ed j\u00edmat. Test prok\u00e1zal covid-19. Pro m\u011b to znamenalo z\u016fstat doma nejen s mlad\u0161\u00ed dcerou, n\u00fdbr\u017e i se star\u0161\u00ed. Ob\u011b jsou neo\u010dkovan\u00e9, tud\u00ed\u017e do \u0161koly nyn\u00ed nesm\u00ed ani ta, kter\u00e9 antigenn\u00ed test vy\u0161el negativn\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Star\u0161\u00ed dcera, je\u017e chod\u00ed do \u010dtvrt\u00e9 t\u0159\u00eddy, hned viditeln\u011b o\u017eila a hl\u00e1sila n\u00e1m: \u201eJ\u00e1 jsem tak happy, nemus\u00edm z\u00edtra na angli\u010dtinu!\u201c<\/p>\n

V tom p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b tedy nev\u00edm, pro\u010d nen\u00ed jenom \u0161\u0165astn\u00e1, kdy\u017e nemus\u00ed na angli\u010dtinu, ale je pr\u00e1v\u011b happy, m\u00edsto aby si od jazyka, kter\u00fd nejsp\u00ed\u0161 nem\u00e1 r\u00e1da, odpo\u010dinula. Mu\u017e zkr\u00e1tka asi nerozum\u00ed \u017een\u00e1m u\u017e od jejich dev\u00edti let.<\/p>\n

2. DEN<\/h1>\n

M\u00e1m konstruktivn\u00ed n\u00e1vrh, kter\u00fd p\u0159ednesu rodin\u011b. Jestli to v\u0161ichni chytneme a ztrat\u00edme \u010dich, mohl bych na dobu, co tento stav potrv\u00e1, p\u0159estat vykl\u00edzet mor\u010data. P\u0159es zimu, kdy je neven\u010d\u00edme a ned\u00e1v\u00e1me p\u00e1st na tr\u00e1vu, toti\u017e vym\u011b\u0161uj\u00ed pouze ve sv\u00e9m dome\u010dku, kter\u00fd maj\u00ed u zdi ob\u00fdvac\u00edho pokoje. Nejsem p\u0159ehnan\u011b \u00fatlocitn\u00fd na r\u016fzn\u00e9 pachy, ale to, co se line z jejich domova na\u0161\u00edm domovem, je ob\u010das moc i na m\u011b. A tak jako \u010dlov\u011bk, kter\u00fd je zn\u00e1m t\u00edm, \u017ee na v\u0161em dok\u00e1\u017ee naj\u00edt to lep\u0161\u00ed, raz\u00edm tuto strategii pro p\u0159\u00edpad, \u017ee bychom od mlad\u0161\u00ed dcery v\u0161ichni covid chytili. Star\u0161\u00ed dcera v\u0161ak nam\u00edtne, \u017ee mor\u010data jsou taky lidi a jako takov\u00ed maj\u00ed tud\u00ed\u017e sv\u00e1 pr\u00e1va. To je argument, kter\u00e9mu pochopiteln\u011b mus\u00edm ustoupit. Ano, d\u00edvat se na celou situaci pohledem mor\u010dat m\u011b nenapadlo. Podez\u00edr\u00e1m ov\u0161em ty mal\u00e9 potvory \u2013 po\u0159\u00e1d mluv\u00edm o mor\u010datech \u2013 z toho, \u017ee si ve sv\u00fdch bobc\u00edch p\u0159\u00edmo lebed\u00ed. Usuzuji na to z toho, \u017ee jakmile jim jejich umyt\u00fd a vysu\u0161en\u00fd domov op\u011bt vystelu, neu\u017eij\u00ed si ho v pln\u00e9 \u010distot\u011b ani minutu a u\u017e si ho ozna\u010d\u00ed na r\u016fzn\u00fdch m\u00edstech sv\u00fdmi bobky, p\u0159esto\u017ee jimi ne\u0161et\u0159ily ani ve sv\u00e9m do\u010dasn\u00e9m domov\u011b \u2013 pap\u00edrov\u00e9 krabici.<\/p>\n

Proti pl\u00e1nu p\u0159estat v p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b ztr\u00e1ty \u010dichu vykl\u00edzet mor\u010dat\u016fm dome\u010dek se zvedly t\u0159i ruce a dv\u011b tlapky. Pochopil jsem, \u017ee ani nem\u00e1 cenu, abych se \u00fa\u010dastnil hlasov\u00e1n\u00ed.<\/p>\n

3. DEN<\/h1>\n

Byl jsem vytrasov\u00e1n. U\u017e o den d\u0159\u00edve esemeskou. Ale p\u0159izn\u00e1v\u00e1m se k jist\u00e9 laxnosti, kter\u00e1 ov\u0161em neplyne pouze z m\u00e9 flegmatick\u00e9 povahy, n\u00fdbr\u017e i z \u00favahy, kter\u00e1 m\u00e1 racion\u00e1ln\u00ed j\u00e1dro. Man\u017eelka, kter\u00e1 nechala mlad\u0161\u00ed dceru otestovat, m\u011b toti\u017e nahl\u00e1sila jako jej\u00ed kontakt a p\u0159ihl\u00e1sila k PCR testov\u00e1n\u00ed v turnovsk\u00e9 nemocnici. V\u011bd\u011bl jsem, \u017ee se budu dr\u017eet doma, a tak\u00e9, kdy se dostav\u00edm na sv\u016fj test, jen\u017e mi d\u00e1 jistotu. Proto jsem na p\u00e1r esemesek, kter\u00e9 mi mezit\u00edm od hygieny p\u0159i\u0161ly, nereagoval. Ov\u0161em kdy\u017e se mi rozezvonil telefon, na jeho\u017e displeji se objevilo \u010d\u00edslo pevn\u00e9 linky, hovor jsem p\u0159ijal. Volala mi \u00fa\u0159ednice, je\u017e mi nab\u00eddla, \u017ee se mnou formul\u00e1\u0159 vypln\u00ed. I vyplnili jsme formul\u00e1\u0159, do kter\u00e9ho jsem uvedl v\u0161echny n\u00e1le\u017eitosti, a zd\u016fraznil, \u017ee jsem hygienickou stanici aktivn\u011b nekontaktoval, proto\u017ee m\u011b potkala naka\u017een\u00e1 dcera, j\u00e1 ji, \u010d\u00edm\u017e na\u0161e kontakty skon\u010dily. Pak je tu ov\u0161em man\u017eelka a star\u0161\u00ed dcera, kter\u00e1 jako neo\u010dkovan\u00e1 z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1 doma. V\u0161e je t\u00edmto v po\u0159\u00e1dku a j\u00e1 v karant\u00e9n\u011b z\u016fst\u00e1vat nemus\u00edm.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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